Lio by Mark Tatulli
SOCIAL STUDIES
1.) In the space provided, describe the Wright Brothers' first flight:
SOCIAL STUDIES
1.) In the space provided, describe the Wright Brothers' first flight:
YEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!
I would have said, “Yay, my plane flies!”“What do you mean YOUR plane, it was my idea!”“Was not!”“Was too!”“Was not, stupid!”“Was too, BEDWETTER!”“Mommmmm!”
Nowadays, it’s more like ‘Can you move your dinner onto your lap and stow your tray table and get up while the flight attendant is serving drinks so I can use the crammed bathroom?’
It lasted only two minutes. The weather was not right for flying and I was hanging forward out of the harness because I didn’t know how to do the footholds. The kind of situation when panicking is socially acceptable. But the second flight was pretty much the greatest thing ever.
margueritem over 12 years ago
I bet that’s what they said, too.
doc white over 12 years ago
I heard it was ah crap,what now.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
The Wright Brothers are from North Carolina, not California.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Lio’s answer is a good one, but may not be what his teacher is seeking…. At least the quiz stimulated his imagination. I like the flying trike!
zero over 12 years ago
Liopter
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Estoy de acuerdo……….
lightblade77 over 12 years ago
I would count that answer as correct.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
works for me…: )
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
I would have said, “Yay, my plane flies!”“What do you mean YOUR plane, it was my idea!”“Was not!”“Was too!”“Was not, stupid!”“Was too, BEDWETTER!”“Mommmmm!”
( Well, they were brothers. )
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Little known fact: Both brothers were out of work TSA agents and needed to invent airplanes in order to find a job.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Take off, eh?
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
If it was anything like my second time paragliding, then that’s about right.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m airborne! (A few seconds pause). Landing complete. Hurry, run over here and look how far I went.
GregTrail_ImaDillo over 12 years ago
I’d say that’s pretty accurate.
fmasroor over 12 years ago
Nowadays, it’s more like ‘Can you move your dinner onto your lap and stow your tray table and get up while the flight attendant is serving drinks so I can use the crammed bathroom?’
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
: )
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
It lasted only two minutes. The weather was not right for flying and I was hanging forward out of the harness because I didn’t know how to do the footholds. The kind of situation when panicking is socially acceptable. But the second flight was pretty much the greatest thing ever.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
It was more like “AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
And at what battle was Custer killed? HIS LAST!