Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 18, 1998

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HEY, Trivia lovers! Test your knowledge of everyone;s favorite bleached-blonde high school sophomore! Take the Ellen Wright FUN FACTS QUIZ! Question 1: Ellen's IQ is less than that of: A Her bother Nate B A sickly kitten C A potato D All of the above Question 2: Ellen;s boyfriend Gordie is: A A gentleman B A scholar C Woefully misguided D Insane Question 3: Ellen's hobbies include: A Mustache-bleaching B Quantum astrophysics C Sobbing in front of mirror D A and C Question 4: Ellen's reason for living is: A Promoting world peace B Ending poverty C Achieving enlightenment D "Melrose Place" Question 5: Which "clique: does Ellen belong to at school? A The "preps" B The "brains" C The "Jocks" D The "friendless losers"