Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 05, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: Hm. I'm supposed to buy this video game for Joe's nephew, but it looks really violent. Bucky: Robert, have you ever heard of the fable of the vacationing prude? Satchel: Tell it! Tell it! Bucky: Once there was an annoying prude who went to south of France, arriving at his hotel late in the evening... The next morning, he was so excited to soak up the sun he was the first one on the beach. Soon, the jet lag set in and he fell asleep in the mediterranean sun. When he woke up. There was a naked old man sleeping not fifty feet from him. Satchel: Oh no! Ha ha ha! Rob: Get to the point. Bucky: So the prude went over, picked up the old man's book. And placed it over him where the sun shouldn't be shining. Turns out it was a nudist beach and the old man was a judge. He got the prude arrested for something. Rob: Point, get to the point. Bucky: Um... Well, never cover a judge by his book, I guess.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Now THAT was a great lunchpine!
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Wow! I didn’t see that coming! :)
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sounds like Darb’s been hanging with Pastis again.
doc white almost 13 years ago
You know, that was good.
Jmcook006 almost 13 years ago
Never ask for the point from someone will a dull mind.At least he makes for funny moments!
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
In next frame I was expecting Rat to run in with a baseball bat.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hmmmm …. there just might be room in here to swing a cat.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
(Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Who am I to complain?)
zero almost 13 years ago
Cat got your dong—-er, um tongue?!. . ..
lastangelman almost 13 years ago
Pearls Before Swine does this kind of thing wayyyyyy better
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
Yeah, that was worth the wait...We user to call these monastery jokes when I was a kid. Can’t remember why.
The Old Wolf almost 13 years ago
Luvsmesumdog almost 13 years ago
Just wondering if the judge was reading, “A Raisin in the Sun”?
Winkster almost 13 years ago
I wonder if the book was a novel by Herman Melville.
rolleg almost 13 years ago
GO GIANTS!
rolleg almost 13 years ago
And by the way – that’s not a new joke.
griffon8 almost 13 years ago
I saw this one coming; it’s a repeat. Maybe the next two Sundays will have the other two he did like this.
rshive almost 13 years ago
A long time coming. I thought Bucky got his tange a little toungled up.
limarick almost 13 years ago
Finally Bucky makes sense.
jsmithnctx almost 13 years ago
STEPHAN PASTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! What have you done with Darby?
UMaDOS almost 13 years ago
Stop reposting comics, Darb.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
i concur. “the bigger the groan the better the pun.”GGGRRROOOAAANNN!!!
Kathe almost 13 years ago
How clever Darby!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Great story. I’ll tell it. I won’t give credit, but I will quote shamelessly. When you steal, steal from the very best.
smollett almost 13 years ago
Bucky is brilliant!
VEJETE almost 13 years ago
Bucky tells a pretty good story on occasion.
Anyone know why Ferd’nand was discontinued? Last strip was Jan 7th…
mattspade almost 13 years ago
I saw it coming and smiled anyway.Darby’s taking punning lessons from Pastis. Fish on.
ladywyntre almost 13 years ago
STOP TALKING TO PASTIS. He’s contagious.
Doctor Go almost 13 years ago
Usually, it’s “Pearls Before Swine” telling these kinds of jokes…
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Now that’s a Sunday morning comic strip!
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
It’s a rerun,but it’s a good one!
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 13 years ago
The point Robert seem quite clear to me – Don’t be imposing your version of Morality on Others.
Tyrnn almost 13 years ago
PASTIIIIIIS
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ah, Groan, I think….
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
I think I have that book of fables!
lattewoman almost 13 years ago
Have you been hanging out with Pastis again?
tegm almost 13 years ago
I do believe this is a repeat! But a good one!