Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 03, 2012

Brewster is a sho’ in!

Sounds like the average voter.

In the end it is all about a name you can pronounce or spell. Those alien names can be a pain at voting time to figure out which one was who.

That would be the majority…

As David Letterman once quipped, Vote – because your vote counts as much as somebody that knows what he’s voting about.

I’ll vote for “Hanging Chad”.

…and with that constituency backing him, he’s got victory in the bag. If he can get them to vote, that is.

We are all suffering from electile dysfunction: the inability to get aroused by anyone running for president.

If your campaign season lasts longer than four years, consult a travel agent.

Hey, I thought Dirk Raider and the republicans saw to it that aliens can’t vote. And aren’t they making it harder for space slugs and Sentient Orbs of light to vote, just like here on Earth? And as far as Bots and Orbs go, “No body, No vote!” “No body, No vote!”

Brewster, Brewster, he’s our man. If he can’t do it no one can.Vote Brewster. Brought to you by Brewster PAC.

Andrea@home – In Canada, we have the Pirate Party who actually fielded candidates in more provinces than one of the established federal parties.

Ah, the “silent majority”, maybe if they got together, they could make a difference, if they voted, but look at the current choices . . . oh, nevermind . . . . ☻VOTE FOR A HUMAN!! VOTE FOR BREWSTER!!!Paid for by the Sirius PAC

I want to start a Cisco Frost Pac…

Huh? Did somebody say something…?

Space slugs are aliens! Except on their homeworld.

Maybe you should get all your information from Fox News. Oh wait, you already do.

Hey, Winky fans! Check out today’s Scary Gary:

http://www.gocomics.com/scarygary