Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 2012

Winky better stay away from that school.

Not bad. I think Nate is on to something.

what is a spleen?

look at chad in the last panel! hes so cute!

That’s actually pretty good!

… We don’t care if it’s sunny or rain, we’ll knock out your teeth and smash in your Brain. Love P.S. 38.

This is my favorite school fight song:

Hey, Wassamatta, Wassamattu U!Hail our colors, ocher and Alice Blue!We will ere be faithful and true!Wassa, we will never fail!Better we should be in jail!Hail, Wassamatta U!

How come no school has bunnies or goldfish as team names?!

He should back it up with some theatrics.

“What’s a spleen?”! Just the funniest (and most fragile) organ in the body of a cartoon character, that’s what!

(The gall bladder is a distant second. The other bladder is dead last. The colon didn’t even bother to submit an application.)

The first two lines are good.

Come on Lincoln, rhyme something with exploding appendix!

Two Bits, Four bits, a buck.All for Lakewood lay down and…………………

Two questions: Who the heck is Winky?What is a spleen?

[SNERK!] For some reason, the word “spleen” has always made me laugh.

Good one.

UC Santa Cruz, home of the Fightin’ …uh that doesn’t sound right…..Home of the Slimein’ Banana Slug. Voted in 2008 as one ESPN’s Top Ten Best Team Names.

I’m afraid that song is too violent for the school Nate!

chad a spleen is1.An abdominal organ involved in the production and removal of blood cells in most vertebrates and forming part of the immune system.2.Bad temper; spite: “he could vent his spleen on the institutions that had duped him”.

Uh… Not apropriate?… NAH!!

My dad had his spleen removed. He got backed into a wall and smashed up pretty bad by a pickup truck and they had to take it out.

Hilarious

marc garneau! marc garneau! hit them high and hit them low!

Dang Nate! That’s Bad@$$

O_o

I don’t think the teachers will allow that.