Woman 1: You sure you want to let him use that? I hear hippos kill more humans than lions. Woman 2: Is that so?
Love the lookon the hippos face
How does he pull the trigger????
Well…. maybe somebody meant hippos kill more humans than lions because hippos never kill lions.
So if hippos have only ever killed 2 people, they’ve killed more people than lions.
What?
Guns don’t kill people! Hippos kill people!
Why is everyone down on Hippies today?
What? Hippos?
Oh… Never mind.
Doesn’t the hippo-cratic oath prevent them from killing humans?
What is hippo? Tell me, tell me, do you think you know? What is hippo? And if you’re really hippo the passing years will show. (Isn’t that a Tower of Power tune?)
How many hippies do hippos kill in a year?
Her obituary read that she died of Hippotitus.
This morning I shot a hippo in my pajamas…
How he got in my pajamas…I’ll never know!
One leg at a time, Dave.
Wow. Thanks susan, now I understand it clearly!
Look out for evil hippos – bang bang!!!!!
Their teeth can break a human in two!
Since he used to always advocate gun control, you could call him a hippo crit.
Dan Thompson
An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove almost 13 years ago
Love the lookon the hippos face
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
How does he pull the trigger????
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well…. maybe somebody meant hippos kill more humans than lions because hippos never kill lions.
So if hippos have only ever killed 2 people, they’ve killed more people than lions.
What?
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Guns don’t kill people! Hippos kill people!
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Why is everyone down on Hippies today?
What? Hippos?
Oh… Never mind.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Doesn’t the hippo-cratic oath prevent them from killing humans?
J Short almost 13 years ago
What is hippo? Tell me, tell me, do you think you know? What is hippo? And if you’re really hippo the passing years will show. (Isn’t that a Tower of Power tune?)
Hussell almost 13 years ago
How many hippies do hippos kill in a year?
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Her obituary read that she died of Hippotitus.
Hussell almost 13 years ago
This morning I shot a hippo in my pajamas…
How he got in my pajamas…I’ll never know!
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
One leg at a time, Dave.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Wow. Thanks susan, now I understand it clearly!
libbydog almost 13 years ago
Look out for evil hippos – bang bang!!!!!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Their teeth can break a human in two!
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Since he used to always advocate gun control, you could call him a hippo crit.