NEUROTICA by Allison Garwood for March 16, 2013

  1. Spookey the cat .3 150
    Spooky D Cat  over 11 years ago

    In my opinion, gum chewing is a nasty habit, second only to cigarette smoking. For some folks – especially those who chew very rapidly or at a very constant rate – it looks like they’re having a controlled seizure. Or that their brain is not really engaged, and perhaps is never really engaged.

    And girls, let me tell you that nothing makes a women look cheaper or dumber than when they’re chewing gum. And while we’re at it, let me tell you gals that nothing makes a women look better than high heels. Now chewing gum and high heels together…well, now we’re talkin’!

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  2. Frinkmeep
    Clobbered by Science Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Just let go, Petunia. Let go and sloooowly walk away.

    @notsooldguy – Sugarless gum is good for your teeth. Gets all the crud out when you can’t brush at the moment.

    I’ll get off your lawn now.

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