I’m going to go way out on a limb here:
The lady is, to put it kindly, rubenesque.
Peter Paul Rubens was Dutch.
Hence, the umlauts.
But the “fook” word sounds more Irish than Dutch.
And the alternating “o”s with umlauts (or not) above and below…well…that’s just teresaesque.
If she has to explain it (which she won’t), that would be lame.
I suggest some of you great brains out there get together and finish solving this puzzle. Dirty minds want to know!!!
The Blog: Wife’s Chart
There’s some (unintended?) humor in the juxtaposition of the 11th and 12th items on each side.
Sad humor, though…
Is there a Husband’s Chart?
Personally, I think coming to breakfast wearing nothing but red nail polish would more than cancel the demerits. I’d even make breakfast and let her warm her cold feed.
thanks, ray. i think the lady in the strip is simply tired of people calling her fat. as a sort of “in-your-face” gesture, the lady took off her clothes to rub it in.
our western culture is still trying to push skinny women upon us. i’m glad to see that big girls are starting to push back.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
It’s big-butt naked lady!!! Long time, no see!
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
What’s with the diacriticals, BBNL? The words for you were diet: critical!
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
o, o, o,
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Still going commando I see.
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
My cheeks and I are not amused.
zero almost 15 years ago
Umlaut abuse will get you everywhere…
Hugh B. Hayve almost 15 years ago
For some strange reason this always reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I only wish it was “ex” My old lady’s butt was sooo big that…
I just printed this and left it on the stove. Does anyone have a spare room to rent?..
hank197857 almost 15 years ago
call me slow, but i don’t get any of this - the toon or the comments :(
in the words of denzel washington: explain it to me like i’m a four-year old.
drbob456 almost 15 years ago
Yes.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
I’m going to go way out on a limb here: The lady is, to put it kindly, rubenesque. Peter Paul Rubens was Dutch. Hence, the umlauts. But the “fook” word sounds more Irish than Dutch. And the alternating “o”s with umlauts (or not) above and below…well…that’s just teresaesque. If she has to explain it (which she won’t), that would be lame. I suggest some of you great brains out there get together and finish solving this puzzle. Dirty minds want to know!!!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
nooo, not today!– tomorrow! today I will continue to inundate you with verbal abuse
Dmajor almost 15 years ago
No, that was yesterday. You missed it.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
right verb, wrong use. I did not want to shut the fook up, I wanted to…
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Doc: If it’s the person I’m thinking of (and I think it is), it won’t help.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
The Blog: Wife’s Chart There’s some (unintended?) humor in the juxtaposition of the 11th and 12th items on each side. Sad humor, though… Is there a Husband’s Chart?
ottod Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Personally, I think coming to breakfast wearing nothing but red nail polish would more than cancel the demerits. I’d even make breakfast and let her warm her cold feed.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Doc Toon: Remember, there’s nothing wrong with him - it’s just all the “cyber bullies” and “smart-alecks” that have a problem…lol
lisa4romMpls almost 15 years ago
I was hoping not to see this lady again!!! She does make me feel rail skinny, tho
hank197857 almost 15 years ago
thanks, ray. i think the lady in the strip is simply tired of people calling her fat. as a sort of “in-your-face” gesture, the lady took off her clothes to rub it in.
our western culture is still trying to push skinny women upon us. i’m glad to see that big girls are starting to push back.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Hank: That makes good sense.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Blog: Is that the whole test? A perfect score is 25 – one more than “very poor (failure)!”
plight almost 15 years ago
Today was the day I was planning to clean the bathroom! I didn’t fooking do that either!