Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 19, 1989

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Man: F.B.I. you're under arrest for first degree pervertedness. Cuff the scum. Brad: No! Wait! I'm a victim of my hormones! Brad: This isn't my fault!! You should arrest my pituitary gland!! Man: You have the right to shut up. Luann: Bye, Brad. Brad: What about her?! She kisses her pillow and pretends it's Kirk Cameron!