Garfield by Jim Davis for March 27, 2012

The defense rises.

Then Boris survived mouse bypass surgery.

That input was supposed to help? Identify foot, take aim and fire – reload, repeat…

can counsel account for the salami?

Boris is known as the Fat Rat.

didn’t discover, demonstrated… kinda or he would have if the circumference had been 8000 miles instead of ~25000 miles, and if, of course, the Americas had not blocked his path

and where, pray tell, did Boris find five thousand cheese cubes?… a Kraft warehouse?

Jon just don’t understand Garfield thou that the mice are somewhat friends with Garfield. I would think Boris stomach would be bigger if he ate five thousand cheese cubes especially at Kraft

Garfield’s on a first name basis with the mice now.

An appetite to challenge Garfield’s!

Funnier than eating 5,000 cheese cubes? Could Cool Hand Luke do that? You go, Boris.

I beg to differ. They’re vermin but they have their uses. God only knows what they are.

Is it better to be good for nothing,or only to be good while being bribed/paid?

He’s the reason the local Cheese Emporium has no cheese.

Touché

didn’t poop for a month but the legend lives on.

All this time I thought Boris was a spider…

His extra chin looks like a mouth… maybe it… is?