Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 10, 2012

  1. Dr strange
    Wenthral  almost 13 years ago

    Is it Grape or Cherry flavored?

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  2. Thinker
    Sisyphos  almost 13 years ago

    Mother is always concerned for her dear little green Leopold! But I’m going to guess that the cyanide will not turn him into a little blue boy. He’s a survivor!

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  3. Robby
    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    The line went dead.

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  4. Webspider
    WebSpider  almost 13 years ago

    Leo should let Gary finish his line:

    “Your Mother called. She said they were planning to come visit, but apparently your father took ill last week and passed away this morning. The funeral is tomorrow and the will reading is next week. Apparently, he had a secret vault filled with gold and precious gems… Leo? Leo?”

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  5. Hacking dog original
    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    Now Gary is gonna have to do that Heineken maneuver.

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  6. Cat7
    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    She wanted you to come watch an Ozzie and Harriet marathon on TV.

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  7. Puga
    blanche64  almost 13 years ago

    as a mother i am insulted, as a daughter i can totally understand

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  8. Miserichord5small
    Miserichord  almost 13 years ago

    Apple seeds are only dangerous if the outer hull is broken.

    Chewed, crushed or processed in a birds crop, bad.

    Swallowed whole, they pass through most animals digestive tract intact and pose little danger.

    Roasted, baked, boiled or subjected to a hard freeze thatcracked the hull, bad.

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  9. Bucky
    ironflange  almost 13 years ago

    I’d like to meet Mom.

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