Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2012
February 20, 2012
February 22, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, son, how was your day? Little Zebra: Good. I know you wanted me to ease up on the video games, so I went outside and played with my blow-dart gun instead. Zebra: Blow-dart gun? Is that safe? Little Zebra: Sure... I don't aim it at anybody. I just try to shoot it over the hedge. Zebra: The hedge behind the house? Little Zebra: Yeah, why? Croc: Pull teeng out of butt, Melvin! Croc: Me no comfortable doing dat, Bob.
jeff_e almost 13 years ago
Direct hit! He should join forces with li’l guard duck.
LLABDDO almost 13 years ago
Should’a been a tranquilizer dart.
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
I thought this joke involved a rattlesnake?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Melvin, help your buddy Bob. We’ll think no less of you.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
Chevy Chase in that movie, “Caddyschack II”, quote – “Is there any money in it for me?” – end quote. Sorry to involve the movie, like “Caddyschack II” — it was done for a laugh. AND That is all that IT is worth…
aarken almost 13 years ago
He’s asking you to pull something out, not put something in.
zero almost 13 years ago
Wake up this morning Zebra, get your kid a gun…
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
“I shot an arrow in the air … It hit a croc’s derriere.”
mailinutile2 almost 13 years ago
The crocs could solve Zebra’s problem neatly
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
You might have to suck the poison out of that wound.
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
Does the end justify the means?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Uh-oh. Sonny has unexpectedly racheted up the Croc-Zebra War! If Melvin can get that dart out of Bob’s behind, the first thing they will do is attack Zeeba Neighba in some way….
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
Bob always seems to get it…. in the end.
finkd almost 13 years ago
Wouldn’t do any good – the crocs always come back.
Marc Schiffres almost 13 years ago
I don’t think a father could be any more proud of his son.
Brian Fink almost 13 years ago
When he mentioned the over the hedge, I was wondering if Verne’s shell was dart-proof.
Hectoruno almost 13 years ago
I thought the butt would be under the tail.
finale almost 13 years ago
Wow. So someone still makes the “Little Tribesman Blow Dart Gun and Sippy Straw”! Haven’t seen one of those in decades.
JeffdlS almost 13 years ago
Dat bad break, Bob.
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
This is a riff on the old joke about the guy who’s bitten on the butt by a rattlesnake. His friend calls a doctor, who tells him he has to make a small incision and suck the poison out. The victim asks the friend what the doctor told him, and the friend replies “He said you gonna die”.
David Bethke Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Luckily, that dart didn’t really to into “Over The Hedge”. That means war!
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He’s got a point to make.
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
Looks like Zebra has found a way to get back at the Crocs…
LadyChel almost 13 years ago
GASP! Where are the video-games-cause-violence people? Could have a hayday with this new evidence: video games endanger crocs :P.
pearlsarefuzzy almost 13 years ago
Note: see today’s Speed Bump…
Moishe3rd almost 13 years ago
Another vicious attack on the poor defenseless Crocs by Zeeba? This should be condemned in the most severe manner possible!
Fan o’ Lio. almost 13 years ago
When does Bob get swallowed by a python?
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Owwwwwwwww!
xxx
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
OVER THE HEDGE?! He may hit Hammy!!!
biftastic almost 13 years ago
OMGoodness! A funny comic strip! Who knew they even still existed? I actually laughed!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Not sure what’s worse, a dart in the keester or Lio’s paper-cannon in the head? Rough day either way.
iFerrarifan almost 13 years ago
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
ZydecoBear almost 13 years ago
Did he call for Frau Bluecher (neigh!)
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
I think the kid might even things up for Zeeba. Stick it to them, kid.
acesover almost 13 years ago
Hedge? What happened to the wall???
Dirty-Charisma almost 13 years ago
bet they’re sorry about tearing down that wall.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
OK—this one’s wrong on a few levels.
barnett300 almost 13 years ago
i thought Melvin exploded
GoingNuclear almost 6 years ago
Melvin undied?
DEEZ NUTS over 3 years ago
Me un-die like wale