I have a good time asking for directions. I noticed that my buds in Special Forces who asked got there more than those who didn’t…SAFELY! I meet a LOT of women by asking for directions…especially young ones…then pointing out that I’m probably the FIRST who ever asked…
“Take the third left.” When I worked in a gas on station Cape Cod back in the late 1950s that was my standard response to jerks asking directions, unfortunately, since I am from NJ, most of them drove cars with NJ or NY tags. The “third left” took you to what was then called the town dump.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
Not to me either.
poppy1313 over 12 years ago
It madders only if you want to get there
GalleyOar over 12 years ago
Why would any manly man ask for directions?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
The eagle must be from Pluggerville.
KEA over 12 years ago
“What’s the best way to Dublin?” – “Are you going by foot or by car?” – “By car.” – “Well, that’s the best way.” (old Irish joke)
medved over 12 years ago
Use your birds’ homing instinct.
danlarios over 12 years ago
he could’ve flown there in 1/2 the time
tigre1 over 12 years ago
I have a good time asking for directions. I noticed that my buds in Special Forces who asked got there more than those who didn’t…SAFELY! I meet a LOT of women by asking for directions…especially young ones…then pointing out that I’m probably the FIRST who ever asked…
gjsjr41 over 12 years ago
That’s not Cosmo.
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Which way feeds trolls?
mineresidents over 12 years ago
Seems like a variation on the old ‘Bert & I’ routine. Ayah.
galanti over 12 years ago
“Take the third left.” When I worked in a gas on station Cape Cod back in the late 1950s that was my standard response to jerks asking directions, unfortunately, since I am from NJ, most of them drove cars with NJ or NY tags. The “third left” took you to what was then called the town dump.
wroady over 12 years ago
asking for directions makes you a jerk? what a*&@$*#% JERK!!
AnotherFineMess over 2 years ago
That’s more of a Loon answer, but it’s still brilliant.