Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 14, 2012

Not to me either.

It madders only if you want to get there

Why would any manly man ask for directions?

The eagle must be from Pluggerville.

“What’s the best way to Dublin?” – “Are you going by foot or by car?” – “By car.” – “Well, that’s the best way.” (old Irish joke)

Use your birds’ homing instinct.

he could’ve flown there in 1/2 the time

I have a good time asking for directions. I noticed that my buds in Special Forces who asked got there more than those who didn’t…SAFELY! I meet a LOT of women by asking for directions…especially young ones…then pointing out that I’m probably the FIRST who ever asked…

That’s not Cosmo.

Which way feeds trolls?

Seems like a variation on the old ‘Bert & I’ routine. Ayah.

“Take the third left.” When I worked in a gas on station Cape Cod back in the late 1950s that was my standard response to jerks asking directions, unfortunately, since I am from NJ, most of them drove cars with NJ or NY tags. The “third left” took you to what was then called the town dump.

asking for directions makes you a jerk? what a*&@$*#% JERK!!

That’s more of a Loon answer, but it’s still brilliant.