Ralph: Congratulations on passing the security check, kids! Whoosh whoosh Here! Have a blue latex glove! Guy: In the good old days, they'd give the kids pilot wings!
In the Good Old Days, they didn’t strip-search the kids for bombs …
I hope those are Clean gloves.
Id rather have the wings
I HATE it when I’m approached by someone carrying rubber gloves (or anything else!)
But the pilot wings have a pin which can be used as a weapon. Make sure you carry plastic crochet hooks and knitting needles when you fly!
I hope Ralph gets out of this Security Job and back to the Mall or Gated Community. I read and enjoy this to get away from politics for a change!
June 19, 2015
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
In the Good Old Days, they didn’t strip-search the kids for bombs …
tat0010 over 12 years ago
I hope those are Clean gloves.
wowzo over 12 years ago
Id rather have the wings
lutherg1 over 12 years ago
I HATE it when I’m approached by someone carrying rubber gloves (or anything else!)
marilynrknits over 12 years ago
But the pilot wings have a pin which can be used as a weapon. Make sure you carry plastic crochet hooks and knitting needles when you fly!
mxlance over 12 years ago
I hope Ralph gets out of this Security Job and back to the Mall or Gated Community. I read and enjoy this to get away from politics for a change!