Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 01, 2009

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    How about that! Monsters in the moat and one more (short one) in the castle.

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    If you don’t watch where you’re going they will get fed.

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Hm, maybe the Huns will invade and the moat monsters will get some…please don’t hit me…Hun-ny for breakfast…

    (Blame Winnie-the-Pooh’s bad spelling for that idea.)

    That being so, the King may be even smarter than he looks. Fewer whining peasants, fewer enemies, fewer Purina Monster Chow bills…everybody wins! (Well, everybody important…)

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    1cat3dogs  about 15 years ago

    King “Fink”, you nobody left in the dungeon ?

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Carefull -or the Fink will make you moat monster chow.

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    cdward  about 15 years ago

    In this economy, he can’t afford to feed them himself. But if a few unemployed folks fall in, that’s two problems solved in one!

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    rshive  about 15 years ago

    Sounds like reverse psychology to me.

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    jkebxjunke  about 15 years ago

    the moat monsters would not eat the fink… professional courtesy…

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    Dkram  about 15 years ago

    ladyfingers86 said, about 13 hours ago

    ‘Jump in in, King fink! You’d make a tasty morsel for the moat monster.”

    Doubt the moat monsters could stomach the fink.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago

    The King/Fink is safe – too unsavory a character!

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