Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 10, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    The Wiz is at the bar again to get away from his nagging wife Blanch.

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    EarlWash  almost 15 years ago

    Hey, I could use one of those stick thingmies. I’ve been fighting gravity for years.

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    ladywolf17  almost 15 years ago

    He’ll owe you big time.

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    @ Bulldog…you’re dating yourself with that one.

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    Wish I could repeal the law of gravity.

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    tirnaaisling  almost 15 years ago

    To me it looks like the evidence points to wiz poking him with his wand to make him fall off lol

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    rshive  almost 15 years ago

    Bung has probably been falling for years. And has survived so far.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Why? Did he spill your drink, too?

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Bulldog. We used to say that about a certain member of The Grateful Dead, “The fat man wobbles but he don’t fall down.” We don’t say that any longer.

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    Wiz-gardium Leviosa?

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    johndh123  almost 15 years ago

    DreamScourge said, about 8 hours ago

    “To me it looks like the evidence points to wiz poking him with his wand to make him fall off lol”

    Exactly! Sorta taking everything out of context!

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    MisngNOLA  almost 15 years ago

    Bung always seems to know when he’s had too much to drink.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    And here I thought at first that the Wiz was wielding a very long cigarette. Nice to know that wand has other uses besides transmogrification; now we know levitation is among its capabilities.

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