In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 30, 2009

His idol is David Wright of the Mets.

Or Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.

My Schwartz is bigger than yours.

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Fitting comic given the attention given to concussions this past weekend - even though I know these strips are prepared weeks in advance of the publishing date.

BC13:

there have been a lot of instances of concussions this season, also i have noticed a lot of players helmets coming off on both the college and pro level this season….

WOAH. And see proof and carry proof.

He could take out a whole front line with that.

Lol LafinLarry.

EMET Not to get too repetitive, but it’s good to see you posting again. I missed your humor, etc.

AAA!!!

Watch that blind side with that thing on.

Ode to EMET

Sung to the tune of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”.

EMET…EMET/ Shout it to the wind… repeat it.

Welcome back D Fence though it’s been a short while/ We’ve missed your rhymes and reasons as they always made us smile.

Just say it… just say it.

Whoooo!

You think the A-Team could forget about you/ Well that’s a crazy thought ‘cause it isn’t true.

Your playing with our hearts and your teasing our minds.

Just say it… just say it.

Whoooo!

Your comments are like riddles and your poetry rhymes/ I’ve got to end this now ‘cause I’m outta time.

Just wait until tomorrow when the morning sun shines and say it… just say it.

Whoooo!

EMET…EMET/ Shout it to the wind… repeat it!

Wow

Nice, Jor-El

Good to see you again EMET.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the “Roethlisberger 3000”.