Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 05, 2009
December 04, 2009
December 06, 2009
Transcript:
Alice: Petey! I know what I want for Christmas! Petey: Me too! I want four more copies of this book, the Little Neuro Deluxe Golden Treasury. One I'll leave all wrapped up. One I'll use for display only. One I'll bury in a box full of helium in the backyard. Alice: Petey's my argument against learning to read. Petey: And one more copy that I'll pulp in the blender as a high-fiber energy drink.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
He found something that he likes to drink?
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Four more copies of the same book? Sounds a little redundant.
cdward almost 15 years ago
If I’m going to drink it, I think I’ll just have a six-pack.
Miba almost 15 years ago
I don’t have the money to, otherwise I’d by two of every Star Wars toy I buy, one to display and one to keep mint. I already have a handful of doubles I do that with. Oh, and buying a third to bury in a safe box sounds like a delightful idea, I mean, what if the house burns down? You’d still have that third one buried in the yard.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
The book stored in helium is in case he gets in the mood for a little light reading…
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
I sometimes wish they had a course that could teach us to unread.
chromosome Premium Member almost 15 years ago
If he wants fiber, he should save the boxes the books come in to make the drink.
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
What’s happened to the 9th pickiest eater in the world???
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
And he can read it in a squeaky voice too, DF!