Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 20, 2012

try one of the democrats then

There’s only one really, and considering that one would cause a grand mal.

Just leave the coffee alone and let Romney lull you to sleep. (He’s not much, but they haven’t been able to come up with anyone with a better chance of beating the Euro-bama.)

Not gonna happen this year.

Well if it don’t happen this year, you better call Leroy, Because he ain’t never seen a train wreck like that.

Better take a Xanax if you want to continue wearing that pachyderm garb.

I don’t care what party they are from, I just want a presidential candidate that I actually want to vote for, rather than trying to decide who I am going to vote against. There are 300 million people in this country, you’d think that would be easier to manage.

..great way to intersect news items…

do I hear a dog sled team pulling a sled , heading this way from Alaska?do I hear an intrepid Alaskan sledder with designer shoes mushing her way here, inspiring us with her inspiring cry “YOU BETCHA”?

Glad to see the tusks are trimmed on these elefants.

Don’t we all want a candidate that doesn’t make us cringe?

I don’t mind if a candidate makes me twitch. It is worse having a president that makes me puke.