Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for January 25, 2016

The main side-effect is a feeling of bloating right after you take it.

And it is a suppository!

choking to death would probably prevent future headaches

…but man, if I could take one pill and prevent all future headaches, I’d give it a shot.

I think I’ll stick with the headache, thank you.