Eno could lose the pork butt, the cancer toxins in his blood from processing too much protein, and the atherosclerosis (heart disease) from all the animal fat in his blood, the high blood pressure, the diabetes and the erectile dysfunction all by switching to a VEGAN diet.
The waiter could lose the big ears with otoplasty cosmetic surgery but would sacrifice auditory reception.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
There goes your chance of getting any tip.
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
Another variation of the WoodEye joke rears it’s ugly head!
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Eno didn’t order a beer? Would I?
skiokanagan almost 15 years ago
good one!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
the wooden eye joke…..let me see if I can remember the punchline of that one….
something to do with a face……
bald almost 15 years ago
that’s not special
http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/msg00778.html
ok so it’s not that funny, but what the heck
slhansen07 almost 15 years ago
Yes, Woodeye, I love the old Woodeye joke. Would you like to dance…?
comicgos almost 15 years ago
BIG NOSE!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Thanks for the laughes, you guys and Glenn! Oldie, maybe, but funny as H E L L!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
BTW bald, I thought your link was hysterical!
5639 almost 15 years ago
Eno could lose the pork butt, the cancer toxins in his blood from processing too much protein, and the atherosclerosis (heart disease) from all the animal fat in his blood, the high blood pressure, the diabetes and the erectile dysfunction all by switching to a VEGAN diet.
The waiter could lose the big ears with otoplasty cosmetic surgery but would sacrifice auditory reception.
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
My son the surgeon.
Ashrey almost 15 years ago
Moron! Never insult your server!