New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for December 05, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Love it!

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    cdward  almost 15 years ago

    Off to the Mall today. Full speed ahead!

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    LibrarianInTraining  almost 15 years ago

    The phrase uttered by Admiral Farragut was actually “Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead!” Which would have made sense, as the Admiral was on a ship.

    However, since Vic seems to have no ship in sight, “full speed ahead” is acceptable.

    Just thought I’d throw that out there for anyone interested.

    Time to bake Christmas cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    TiggerLeBounce  almost 15 years ago

    Me too, Merrymarg!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    flank ‘em by way of the orange julius, they’re still trying to figure out victoria’s secret

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    lol nighthawks!

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    kfaatz925  almost 15 years ago

    This is hysterical. Thanks, Pab!

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    jjff  almost 15 years ago

    Now I’m hungry for summer sausage. I hope HRH leaves some behind!

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    Pab Sungenis creator almost 15 years ago

    Burgundy: Based on a true story. On my way out of the mall after taking the background photos, I found a Hickory Farms right on my exit path that must have gone up overnight.

    Also, gang, I’m working on a week’s storyline where Victoria takes over the “agony aunt” column in a paper. So if you have some advice you’d like to get from “Dear Auntie Majesty,” please E-Mail your questions to victoria@cnx.com today or tomorrow. Thanks!

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    wndrwrthg  almost 15 years ago

    “Cheese to the left of me, Jams to the right of me, Sausage in front of me, Stormed at with all that smell, into that gastronomical hell…”

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    ChiehHsia  almost 15 years ago

    Do they still have Hick(ory) Farms? I don’t think I’ve been in a shopping mall since ‘98.

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