Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2012

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    Kamino Neko  over 12 years ago

    Don’t worry, Mr Croc…you’re all herps.

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    Proginoskes  over 12 years ago

    One of the crocs ate Newt Gingrich a few years ago … “Like McNugget, but not as tasty.”

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    His dream lies in pieces at his feet.

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    firedome  over 12 years ago

    ther croc has it right, this time. newt is a reptile…

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 12 years ago

    If I was as dumb as the crocodile, I’d say Romney is a baseball glove. (Boy, do I hate it when I see people on Yahoo! Answers ask about newts, salamanders, frogs and toads under the Pets category’s sub-category Reptiles.)

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago

    And next we’ll hear Newt’s kids being accused of being eft wingers.

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    aarken  over 12 years ago

    Especially the legless ones that strangle their dinner.

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    Pond scum be pond scum

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    doublepaw  over 12 years ago

    Reptiles are loveable. I am thinking about startng a reptile petting zoo.

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    rolleg  over 12 years ago

    For once (last panel) a croc says something intelligible/ intelligent.

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    pmmarion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Actually the Croc was right for a change and the zebra was wrong. lol

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    ajnotales  over 12 years ago

    @ doublepaw: be sure to reserve and register your new moniker early – pawless…

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    pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Why you should choose your candidate with your cerebrum, not your lizard brain.

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    Comicsexpert  over 12 years ago

    Not typically a fan, but this one was well written

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    massha  over 12 years ago

    In the pet-related industry, they are very usually all listed under reptiles. Everything for frogs, newts, salamanders – all under reptiles. A thriving frog scene at the reptile shows.

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    Kip W  over 12 years ago

    Newt is a croc.

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    the burser  over 12 years ago

    ow guys,fail!

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Croc is right to be disillusioned by politics. It is the favorite pastime of haters and bigots of all stripes (sorry, Zeeba Neighba) and denominations.

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    rroush Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Newts may be amphibians, but the one we’re faced with now is a slithering snake if there ever was one.

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    Uskoke  over 12 years ago

    Turtles are reptiles, too. So what about coalititioning with a snapping turtle?

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    Alms4Thorby  over 12 years ago

    Nice

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    Yammo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    No, Mitt is the amphibian, always changing to fit his surroundings, whether he’s in a moderate state or trying to get the mainstream conservative American vote.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Where’d the wall go?

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    Andrew Capp  over 12 years ago

    Touchwood, toads will get in…

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    NuttyBob  over 12 years ago

    I hope Pearls doesn’t start making political comments … it’ll just be one more strip in a growing list that I’ll quit reading.

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    killacowinWA  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, a miniature Newt Gingrich was eaten by the crocs a while back. He lived in a terrarium, and as I recall there was a joke involving the neutering of pets.If Lady Shades views this, I’ve continued our polite conversation on yesterday’s strip.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    His Newt Estimate wasn’t translated very well.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    Was this foretold in the Newt Testament?

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    BillyIguana  over 12 years ago

    A reference to the "Newtered’ Strip?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    BTW, if you’ve wondered where I was for the last month, my 10-year-old computer finally died, and it took this long to get a new one.

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