The Barn by Ralph Hagen for February 16, 2012

NASCAR also,except for me.

Somewhat like the Roman circuses.

“Chicken crash?”Is that a yolk?

I like to see it fry, and that’ll rarely happen at the races.

Chicken races are also too rude. Everytime there’s an accident it seems someone is flipping the bird.

i will go to the chicken races. if they have a bar-b-que after the crashes…

I go t look at the chicks!!

I love the way he runs up Stan’s body and sits on his head. Where can I get a lamb like that?

Wrong Rory. We go to ’Two Cows and a Chicken" to see a chicken crash. Here, we come to see you and Stan, not a chicken race!

I knew I forgot something this morning! Sorry Rory!

They must feed them lots of sugar beforehand.