Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 10, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    I like the megaphone.

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    Ida No  almost 13 years ago

    I just cough into my hands and then handle all the food samples at the grocery store.

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    zero  almost 13 years ago

    The CDC is on the phone…

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    Sardonis  almost 13 years ago

    Wow—2007! Well, this was DEFINITELY funny!

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    jmcx4  almost 13 years ago

    @Three StepsI saw a picture of that happening at a CHINESE Wal Mart, but surely not Japan!Ahhh, what doesn’t kill ya, makes ya stronger, huh?

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    Malcolm Hall  almost 13 years ago

    Should be how to “control” the spread of germs (for better or for worse).

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    serenasakitty  almost 13 years ago

    This just gets better all the time.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 13 years ago

    I cough and sneeze Dracula-style thanks to my company’s health video. Ideally you do it into a sleeve, which Scott doesn’t.

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    eb110americana  almost 13 years ago

    Panels 2 & 3 are filled with awesome. Scott, you should sell a Basic Instructions shirt displaying “Touch me, and be cleansed. TOUCH ME!” I also love the “makes you look insane” crack. I almost always sneeze that way.

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