Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 25, 2012
Transcript:
captain: rrrf! Uff!! Mr. negato: grr! Nfff!! woman: Captain victorious!! do you need help?? captain: Oh, hey, didn't see you there, how's it going, baby? Mr. negato: What's up, sweetheart, glad to see you, what brings you down--? captain: Way to mess up my game, jerk... mr. negato: Oh, she was flirting with me, and you know it!!
Basqueian over 12 years ago
Talk about male egos! Wait, that’s pretty much real guys, too….
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s what I’ve been saying. If Hillary would just dress up and jiggle a bit, most of those International Incidents would just collapse.
rugeirn over 12 years ago
You know, guys, somehow I think she’s just not that into you.
yohannbiimu over 12 years ago
I don’t know what the guys see in Ms, Lumpy-arms…
orionsdaughter over 12 years ago
Captain V: Hey, she was flirting with me, didn’t you hear her? “Captain Victorious, do you need help?” Definitely interested in ME!Mr. Negato: An indirect compliment to me. “Captain Victorious!! Do you need help?” Meaning, “Mr. Negato, way to wail on the Captain!” Definitely interested in ME!Captain V: Why you—(resume fighting)Enter Manx, stage left.Manx: Mr. Negato!! Do you need help?
mrsullenbeauty over 12 years ago
Jiggling was actually Kissinger’s secret weapon.