Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 29, 2012
February 28, 2012
March 01, 2012
Transcript:
TNT: Who's the babe? Rip: Goldie McGoldlock, founder of skull. We totally used to date! Goldie: And I'm the person who sicced the global do-good alliance on you! How's that for closure, Rip? I've finally found out how to take away the thing you love the most - Cobra: Well, he really loves his soldier of fortune subscription more than me... Goldie: Oh you wish, she-skunk! I meant his integrity! Rip: Can't you two just fight it out in a pool of hot oil or something?
tylerholt almost 13 years ago
Hot oil? hey rip who is your favoirte voice coach? AND NOW I realize why he says SWEET MOLLY MCGOLDLOCK!!! plz let rip keep cobra and his soldier of fortune subscription and his integrity. TAKE TNT PLEASE!!!
Veridian almost 13 years ago
Panel 3 = Picture Perfect Presentation of “Spoiled Brat holding her breath and throwing a Hissy Fit” which would explain WHY she hasn’t been able to find another Victim…ERRR I Mean “Fiance’” Yeah…Fiance’ …Since Rip Traded up…Ummmm I Meant…Broke Her Lil’ Black Stone of A Heart… Yeah! That’s What I Meant! Mmm.Hmmm :-) Have Fun Y’all! HUGPOUNCESZZZZ!
Phatts almost 13 years ago
… hot oil? … nah … how about mud? … yes!
Mongo almost 13 years ago
I vote for Jello wrestling!!!
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
Never saw anything like this in those old serials.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
I’m voting for COLD oil and bikinis.
mntim almost 13 years ago
Goldie and Evil Mom tagteaming against Cobra and Fawn.
PatyAnn almost 13 years ago
I totally think Corba could take her. She looks like a spoiled little witch who has “The Universe Is All About Me” attitude. Basically, she just needs her butt whipped, have a good cry and move on.
Linda Solomon almost 13 years ago
HugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans!.Dan Da Man, how do you keep getting them in the most unique situations? Aberrant minds want to know! Iol. You totally rock Dude!
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Let the mud-wrestling catfight begin!
Stagger Lee almost 13 years ago
I want to be the first to volunteer for referee.
hossblacksilver almost 13 years ago
Stepping away from the hottie fight for a second, how good is the Global Do-Good Alliance is if they’re taking marching orders from a super villain?
Phatts almost 13 years ago
… don’t be ridiculous! take those bikinis off!
EarlOfCork almost 13 years ago
Looks sort of like high-octane Betty and Veronica.
DorianKTB almost 13 years ago
Catfight! All right, girls, keep it clean, they came to see a catfight, not a dance! Pass the hot scented oil! :-)
SkyFisher almost 13 years ago
Just gotta say: Cobra’s profile in panel 4 sure beats Goldie’s profile in panel 2!Ooops! That was a bit too shallow, wasn’t it?