Herman by Jim Unger for March 11, 2012
Transcript:
Herman: It's not rocket science. Don't worry, Ralphy. She won't leave you. I've been married for 22 years and learned a thing or two about keeping a woman happy. All you do is tell her you're sorry, whether you mean it or not. ... And sometimes with flowers.
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
No, actually it’s rocket science.
LLABDDO over 12 years ago
Women like sincerity, once you learn how to fake that, you’ve got it made.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
They communicate. That’s crucial.
PICTO over 12 years ago
There’s only two ways to handle a woman, the right way or the wrong way. The Devil is in knowing which is which.
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
Most important of all, remember to duck.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
“Dinner is on me”