“You’re not Ransom Hale, your name is Rupert Holmes and you wrote that damn Pina Colada song – a crime against humanity!” – wow, did not see that one coming!
It’s actually Rupert Grint, the kid who played Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. He’s been down on his luck since the series ended and opened a tattoo parlor in Milford. With his accent it was easy to pose as a New Zealander.
Rupert and the tattoos have gotten as much or more attention than the basketball seaon. Practically no girls bball at all, and hit-n-miss on the boys. Thought this was a sports comic. I don’t mind bringing issues that kids face into the comic, but seems to me this one took on a life of its own.
Gil points an accusing finger and begins to morph into toughguy Claude Akins. With Random Task being a Kiwi Rump Ranger, Thorp’s shakedown tactic might not work. Time to make Tat Man an offer he cannot refuse.
Oh snap! Is Gil trying to offend Ransom by referring to him as “Rupert” as in Rupert Murdoch (who is Aussie, not Kiwi). OR..dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!…is Rupert Ransom’s real name….OooooOOoooooOOOO…I can scarcely stand the suspense.
I’m guessing the way this strip wanders sometimes that Gil will be walking out of this place with a “Mimi” tat on his chest and an armful of bootlegged videos before he leaves. And, he’ll talk Kitten into going back to night school, taking an Adult Education class on coaching taught by Gil “Don’t Call Me Rupert” Thorp.
P. 3 looks as if Gil shrank away from Ransom’s retort about his business being “perfectly legal”. Gil has shrunk into “mini Gil” and is speaking from the bottom left corner of the panel. But wait, it is not legal because one of the tatoo-ees printed a consent form on his father’s letterhead!
….kdizzle is on to something……this is where Rupert Holmes has been hiding since his mega-hit “Him”……he is actually an unassuming tatoo artist in a small midwestern town. Gilfather, leave him alone!
… and here comes the quick close. Story line ends with Ransom leaving town… maybe to Goshen… maybe to Shelbyville [“Ay mate, how did you know me real name is Rupert?”] and Thorp opening up a tattoo removal parlor. Phew! I was not sure how this one would close before the anticipated “baseball line-up strip.”
Cliff1911 over 12 years ago
“Hi, I’m Gil Thorp …. I coach high school football, basketball and baseball and am also in charge of running strangers out of town.”
wmac8898 over 12 years ago
I wonder why Gil didn’t bring his friend, the police chief, with him. Wouldn’t that be more effective?
kdizzle over 12 years ago
“You’re not Ransom Hale, your name is Rupert Holmes and you wrote that damn Pina Colada song – a crime against humanity!” – wow, did not see that one coming!
davidblack over 12 years ago
I hope that graffiti all over Kitten washes off.
chiphilton over 12 years ago
It’s actually Rupert Grint, the kid who played Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. He’s been down on his luck since the series ended and opened a tattoo parlor in Milford. With his accent it was easy to pose as a New Zealander.
chiphilton over 12 years ago
Once again, Gil levels the Accusing Finger of Justice.
rusty gate over 12 years ago
Rupert and the tattoos have gotten as much or more attention than the basketball seaon. Practically no girls bball at all, and hit-n-miss on the boys. Thought this was a sports comic. I don’t mind bringing issues that kids face into the comic, but seems to me this one took on a life of its own.
bearwku82 over 12 years ago
Gil points an accusing finger and begins to morph into toughguy Claude Akins. With Random Task being a Kiwi Rump Ranger, Thorp’s shakedown tactic might not work. Time to make Tat Man an offer he cannot refuse.
listmom over 12 years ago
Oh snap! Is Gil trying to offend Ransom by referring to him as “Rupert” as in Rupert Murdoch (who is Aussie, not Kiwi). OR..dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!…is Rupert Ransom’s real name….OooooOOoooooOOOO…I can scarcely stand the suspense.
miffedmax over 12 years ago
Wait, his name is Rupert, not Ransom? Does this mean he wasn’t in the SAS either?
chujusmith over 12 years ago
I’m guessing the way this strip wanders sometimes that Gil will be walking out of this place with a “Mimi” tat on his chest and an armful of bootlegged videos before he leaves. And, he’ll talk Kitten into going back to night school, taking an Adult Education class on coaching taught by Gil “Don’t Call Me Rupert” Thorp.
BikeMike over 12 years ago
Hooray! At least if Ransom has been marking up “my kids”, we know they have at last been found!
jalthomas over 12 years ago
P. 3 looks as if Gil shrank away from Ransom’s retort about his business being “perfectly legal”. Gil has shrunk into “mini Gil” and is speaking from the bottom left corner of the panel. But wait, it is not legal because one of the tatoo-ees printed a consent form on his father’s letterhead!
cuttersjock over 12 years ago
…is that Marshall Lopat on the table in P1?In P2, we see once again the “pinched” Gil face, not unlike a young James Brolin in “Marcus Welby MD”….
jmcx4 over 12 years ago
P3: Skull shaped soul patch.
ohiobobcat over 12 years ago
I’m surprised Thorp didn’t say, “Pull my finger!”
doublepaw over 12 years ago
The tattoo busines is legal, but Gil is going to jump on him with the illegal movie business.
cuttersjock over 12 years ago
….kdizzle is on to something……this is where Rupert Holmes has been hiding since his mega-hit “Him”……he is actually an unassuming tatoo artist in a small midwestern town. Gilfather, leave him alone!
Kazbot over 12 years ago
… and here comes the quick close. Story line ends with Ransom leaving town… maybe to Goshen… maybe to Shelbyville [“Ay mate, how did you know me real name is Rupert?”] and Thorp opening up a tattoo removal parlor. Phew! I was not sure how this one would close before the anticipated “baseball line-up strip.”
Mopman over 12 years ago
P2 – Rupert could not bring himself to say “high-quality work” without laughing. Even he knows the block M was pretty lame.
Ravenswing over 12 years ago
Hrm. The REAL Gil – not the imposter masquerading the last few years – would have come out with “It’s a new day.”
Hell, I don’t like tats any more than he does, but all you can control – hah! – is what your own kids do.
Cliff1911 over 12 years ago
It’s actually “Rupret,” like Steve Martin in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.”
hablano over 12 years ago
“Rupert, Ransom, Rupert… Whatever, all white people look the same to me.”
lilgriffdeuceclub over 12 years ago
does Kitty have facial tattoos?