“We never eat cookies, they may contain yeast,And one little bite turns a man to a beast.Can you imagine a much worse disgrace,Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face.Away away with rum, by gumRum by gum, rum by gum.Away away with rum , by gum,The song of the Temperance Union.
…someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat….…I saw someone under my kitchen tabletalking to my old tom cat……they were talking about Hockey…….the cat was talking back….…right about then everything went black.Wasn’t that a party!…
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
Didn’t pass the bar.
margueritem over 12 years ago
…“You can tell a man who boozes,By the company he chooses,And the pig got up and slowly walked away.”
margueritem over 12 years ago
“We never eat cookies, they may contain yeast,And one little bite turns a man to a beast.Can you imagine a much worse disgrace,Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face.Away away with rum, by gumRum by gum, rum by gum.Away away with rum , by gum,The song of the Temperance Union.
Tog over 12 years ago
Oh, thats very good. I like that.
doc white over 12 years ago
He coun’t pass up a pass out.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
My we have so many wonderful poets here this morning! :-D
jmcx4 over 12 years ago
Not drunk is he who falls to the floorand can rise again and drink once moreBut drunk is he who prostrate liesand can neither drink, nor rise
mikekey over 12 years ago
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
Good to see Andy back, talking to his good friend the floor.
jadoo823 over 12 years ago
…someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat….…I saw someone under my kitchen tabletalking to my old tom cat……they were talking about Hockey…….the cat was talking back….…right about then everything went black.Wasn’t that a party!…
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
I’m guessing Andy didn’t give up drinking for lent..
Number Three over 12 years ago
Andy Capp 1963
Tch Tch. Shocking!
Number Three over 12 years ago
I love the way he crashes to the floor.
LOL xxx
adubman over 12 years ago
Phew!!! Jack’s bar was just about to go bellyup!!
caller49 over 12 years ago
Now there’s the andy we all know and love
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Drinking problem? Nope.I drink.I get drunk.I fall down.No problem.
RalphZIggy over 12 years ago
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
On again, off again, begin again, Flanagan…