Herman by Jim Unger for March 21, 2012

You mean that it’s not his?

This baby isn’t your brother, he’s your replacement. Now, pack up and get out.

No son, he’s totally clueless as usual. He’s still out pulling weeds in the cabbage patch.

And here I thought we knew the father, it was the mother we were wondering about.

“no…. but your uncle Philbert does….”

Hopefully.

" I think he does…he went out 3 days ago to get cigars……he should be back soon………"

Uh, Honey – surprise!

Milkman

Yeah the milk man was informed… What? There are no milk men.. Well, how about that…