Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2003
January 19, 2003
January 21, 2003
Transcript:
"Have any of your fellow zebras ever tried praying to ask for protection from the lions?" "Yeah, but they were all killed." "Why is that?" "Kneeling with your eyes closed is not conducive to survival."
pigs an idiot over 12 years ago
NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PBS1! over 4 years ago
I feel like the punch line was too long XD
Rachel_E almost 4 years ago
You can also pray with your eyes open. (especially in public places) It’s not mandatory to pray with your eyes closed every single time.