In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 16, 2012

This is a guarantee if either Santorum or Gingrich gets elected. Romney would do worse.

No thanks.

Is that to give it more flavor or to sterilize it ?

Ah, the memories of a day at the game. The fresh air. The warm sun. The hobo kabobs.

They should be dipped in corn batter like corn dogs.

Try selling that to the mice in Overboard… sounds right up their alley!

If the dumpster was behind an Asian resturant it could be the family pet on a stick. If you ever go to China eat vegetarian no matter what the menu says.

One step up from “pink slime”

Where’s Louie from “Overboard”? This guy would be sold out!

No, what happened was that people decided that instead of free food they’d rather have free money.

Nowhear: I pick up 2-day old bread from a Kroger’s in Dallas. It is the only one which will let me have it, the other Kroger’s on the way refuse. It goes to a Bonham food bank for vetted poor who are “in the cracks” of the system – mostly too old, infirm, and unskilled to get a job and too young for Social Security. If that is the only way you can feel superior when you are merely lucky, get a conscience transplant.

Isn’t that sweet??? Rachel Ray finally gits her meat sold…..

mmmm, hot dogs! I like meat, born and raised a carnivore. mmm

There is meat in a dumpster?

Probably just as nutritious as anything else they sell.

Deep fry that and it’ll sell even better!

“On a Steeeek!”