Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 25, 2012

everything that should be hot, is cold. everything that should be crisp, is limp. and the biggest thing you see is buns…

I’m so hungry I could eat a h… oh never mind.

“And finally Monsieur Cheval, a wafer-thin mint….

I started following this late. I’m not getting it so far. Why is the horse having nightmares involving food?

^ ah, that was my lame attempt at thematic cohesion or something… There won’t be either nightmares or food in tomorrow’s strip ;-)

When I go to the all-you-can-eat salad buffet, I eat like a horse, and the proprietors wish I would leave. They don’t like me pushing my food with my nose.

@HeimaLOL……. some more…! ! !

I didn’t think stallions could have night-mares.

Way back when, Saturday Night Live did a sketch about this joke. Back when it was still good, after Chevy Chase left, but the rest of the originals were still there.Once a month, the disgruntled employees of the restaurant got back at all of their nasty customers by feeding them ALL … TTHEY… COULD… POSSIBLY… EAT… Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha=ha!!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks what the special is.The waitress tells him that’s it’s an all you can eat for $5.So the man orders the all you can eat and the waitress brings him a small plate of food which he quickly consumes and asks for more.The waitress replies he couldn’t have anymore.“But why, you said that the special was all you can eat for five dollars.”She replies, “Yes, that’s all you can eat for five dollars.”

That will teach him to stop horsing around in anice restaurant!