If Bob had maybe a hundred years of doing this under his belt, he could have evolved to just holding the newspaper on his head and absorbing the news. However, since most comics depend on at least some sight gag quotient, he’d still have to read them.
Bob’s head liner… ripped from the headlinesgives him head of the line priviledges at….-♪♫♫ “Mona’s Midnight Massage” ♫♫………♪♪♪♫♫♫…..♪♪ and “Hardware Emporium”… ♫♫♪♪
“Pfifelmyer residence, hello?Yes this is she…Myrna! Is that you? By all that’s wonderful!Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit – hello stranger!It’s great to hear you after so long dear! Yeah. Yeah.How’s everything? Uh huh. Good! Good! How’s Harry?Is he still working at … he is? Hey!And the kids still at that school? Oh wow.Yes. Yes. We’re just fine here, sure!Yeah, Bob’s good. Yeah. Uh huh.Yes, he still does the “king” thing. Yes.I know, Myrna. I know.But we tried all that. We did.I talked to that nice Dr. Finkelstein up at the institute.He said Bob has some issues and we gotta go easy on him.He’s got these grandiose allusions and such.Uh huh. I know dear.I know that’s why you and the boys can’t visit.It’s OK, really.Oh wait now, I’m being summoned into the presence.Myrna I have to go now.Yeah I know, I know, but if I don’t then I’ll never hear the end of it.So nice to hear you dear, you must call again soon!Yes. yes. Goodbye dear. Goodbye.…Oh your majesty! Your loyal subject awaits permission to enter the royal chamber and receive your orders Sire".
margueritem over 12 years ago
Now Alice will have to study Bob’s head for news of the world.
BaldEagle1 over 12 years ago
Possibly, Bob could have saved a page or two from yesterday’s paper for his crowning glory before Harry the Canary confiscated new carpeting.
phuhknees over 12 years ago
King Bob the Tearable…
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
I had a current event one time while replacing an outlet without turning off the electricity!
shmlss over 12 years ago
ink leaches into the brain causing alzheimer’s…
gijoe76 over 12 years ago
Bob’s finally using his head to take in the news.
rh Premium Member over 12 years ago
If Bob had maybe a hundred years of doing this under his belt, he could have evolved to just holding the newspaper on his head and absorbing the news. However, since most comics depend on at least some sight gag quotient, he’d still have to read them.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
It just says “Section” and not which one on the paper. I bet it’s section 8. (Military version)
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Bob’s head liner… ripped from the headlinesgives him head of the line priviledges at….-♪♫♫ “Mona’s Midnight Massage” ♫♫………♪♪♪♫♫♫…..♪♪ and “Hardware Emporium”… ♫♫♪♪
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
wow Mona, I’m speechless… you’re very welcomeYou just made MY day….!
(ALT + 1/3 or 1/4 quickly at the same time and release.. practice)
Andrew Capp over 12 years ago
The Sun has got his hat on…
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Booyah Ess…!!!!was dyin’ for the backstory, well done!
Logical Duck over 12 years ago
“Pfifelmyer residence, hello?Yes this is she…Myrna! Is that you? By all that’s wonderful!Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit – hello stranger!It’s great to hear you after so long dear! Yeah. Yeah.How’s everything? Uh huh. Good! Good! How’s Harry?Is he still working at … he is? Hey!And the kids still at that school? Oh wow.Yes. Yes. We’re just fine here, sure!Yeah, Bob’s good. Yeah. Uh huh.Yes, he still does the “king” thing. Yes.I know, Myrna. I know.But we tried all that. We did.I talked to that nice Dr. Finkelstein up at the institute.He said Bob has some issues and we gotta go easy on him.He’s got these grandiose allusions and such.Uh huh. I know dear.I know that’s why you and the boys can’t visit.It’s OK, really.Oh wait now, I’m being summoned into the presence.Myrna I have to go now.Yeah I know, I know, but if I don’t then I’ll never hear the end of it.So nice to hear you dear, you must call again soon!Yes. yes. Goodbye dear. Goodbye.…Oh your majesty! Your loyal subject awaits permission to enter the royal chamber and receive your orders Sire".
tegm over 12 years ago
lol!!!! zing! :D
Tigressy over 2 years ago
Thanks to 2012 having been a leap year, we now have the Fridays with Saturdays – both animations and puzzles. Oh well.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeere kittykittykitty…
https://cleoandcompany.net/march-4-2022/
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Methinks Bob has been crowned too many times.
T.G.I.A.F.! (Thank goodness it’s animation Friday) @cleoandcompany.net
Good morning Kitty Phans….
Marching Music, Sons and the one that counts: National Pound Cake Day
Y’all jug a GI and go pound a cake. (((((HuGz!)))))
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Tigressy over 2 years ago
That sounds bat, man…
https://cleoandcompany.net/march-5-2022/
On the other paw – looks like a new BatBasset and Sparrow episode is on its way!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
See my comment above Tigressy! Ditto today! :-D
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Holy diffs Batbasset! @cleoandcompany.net
Good Saturday morning puzzlers.
National Absinthe and Cheese Doodle Day
and multiple personalities day. Is not! Is too! Not…too!
Y’al have a great Saturday! (((((HuGz!)))))