Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for March 13, 2012
March 12, 2012
March 14, 2012
Transcript:
Meemaw: You sounded terrible on the phone! I made soup!
Rose: Ummm! The soup...*cough* is delicious, mom!
Meemaw: Soup isn't enough, Rosie! You need a cough suppressant!
Rose: It'll taste bad!
My uncle and aunt have a running gag at family get-togethers: whenever he says something about “When I was growing up,” she gives a little “ahem,” and he has to revise it to, “When I grew older, because, as you all know, I never grew up.”
They now have straight liquid cough medicine without the syrupy texture that you just drink. I like this better than the syrups. It even has flavors like orange, honey, and grape, so it tastes better than traditional syrups.
Oh come now! The thing to take these days is Mucinex — and it comes in capsule form. No yukky-tasting syrup for me! (Now, if you really want a good cough tonic: hot tea, honey, lemon and BOURBON!)
@Joe my father-in-law was 27 when he married my mother-in-law at 17 … they dated when she was 15 … how’s that for stalking? but in Great White North, it was OK back then – nothing else to do up there … they had a “marriage” but not sure how loving it was, but it was livable … for them … were married for 52 years … he once gave her a kiss on his birthday and she was absolutely stunned and didn’t know how to react – they did not do it much at all … we’re only sure they had “whoopie” 3 times because they had 3 kids – any other time is debatable. He passed away several years ago, but I once asked him several years ago why he never got a divorce … he was stunned at my question, but then said they were just “used” to each other by then and set in their ways.
You guys been reading Stone Soup this week and last week? They all have the flu on there too. It’s a week until spring. We can forget about those winter ailments.
It seems that every cough suppressant today has dextromethoryphan (?) in it, and that gags me so bad, I’d rather be sick! What I want, apparently, is no longer produced; elixer of turpin hydrate. “Fire in the hole!” Or at least down your throat. But the stuff worked. Took it so much as a kid, that I actually like the taste of it. One time (in the Army) I got a prescription for six bottles of it and the pharmacy goofed. It was elixer of T.H. with codine! Fortunatly, I worked int he hospital, and the pharmacy tech only had to go to the third floor to retrieve it and give me the non-narcotic. If I were into that type of thing, I could have made a few bucks. (BTW my kids hated that stuff as much as I did at their age, and now complain that they can’t find it either.)
I like your recipe! (However, for some of us, mint extract can be hard on the tummy. Now maybe some fresh mint leaves steeped in the concoction would work!)
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Old mother’s trick, first the molasses – then the sulfur…
Zero-Gabriel over 12 years ago
Don’t they make cough medicines that actually taste better now…?Like example, really minty or herbal ones…?
williamemory1924 over 12 years ago
No matter how old we get, we’re still little kids at heart….
Twonky over 12 years ago
You may have seen the sign: Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional!
Weakstream over 12 years ago
Arianne over 12 years ago
My uncle and aunt have a running gag at family get-togethers: whenever he says something about “When I was growing up,” she gives a little “ahem,” and he has to revise it to, “When I grew older, because, as you all know, I never grew up.”
LittleSister18 over 12 years ago
Mother knows best.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
oh yeah. hot onion soup, then vicks cherry cough syrup. braapppp.
Zaristerex over 12 years ago
They now have straight liquid cough medicine without the syrupy texture that you just drink. I like this better than the syrups. It even has flavors like orange, honey, and grape, so it tastes better than traditional syrups.
listmom over 12 years ago
Oh come now! The thing to take these days is Mucinex — and it comes in capsule form. No yukky-tasting syrup for me! (Now, if you really want a good cough tonic: hot tea, honey, lemon and BOURBON!)
comicnut4636 over 12 years ago
Instant childhood…all over again!
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
Rose needs a little girl alter-ego suppressant!
Shooter918 over 12 years ago
Vicki wouldn’t complain about the taste of cough syrup….especially if it were spiked with jalapenos.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Goshdarnit, you just dredged out her inner child!
obeney2000 over 12 years ago
Yeah that is why I don’t go to the doctor unless I am on the verge of death. Rest and some soup is all you really need.
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
If it doesn’t taste bad how will you know it is any good. :)
Told that to my kid once.. Yeah he didn’t believe me either..
Elderflower over 12 years ago
Shot of rum, shot of lemon juice, 2 tsp honey, cinnamon stick, maybe a few cloves, then fill the rest of the mug with boiling water.
rugratz2222 over 12 years ago
@Joe my father-in-law was 27 when he married my mother-in-law at 17 … they dated when she was 15 … how’s that for stalking? but in Great White North, it was OK back then – nothing else to do up there … they had a “marriage” but not sure how loving it was, but it was livable … for them … were married for 52 years … he once gave her a kiss on his birthday and she was absolutely stunned and didn’t know how to react – they did not do it much at all … we’re only sure they had “whoopie” 3 times because they had 3 kids – any other time is debatable. He passed away several years ago, but I once asked him several years ago why he never got a divorce … he was stunned at my question, but then said they were just “used” to each other by then and set in their ways.
iced tea over 12 years ago
You guys been reading Stone Soup this week and last week? They all have the flu on there too. It’s a week until spring. We can forget about those winter ailments.
QuietStorm27 over 12 years ago
I wish my mom could take care of me when I’m sick.
yuggib over 12 years ago
It seems that every cough suppressant today has dextromethoryphan (?) in it, and that gags me so bad, I’d rather be sick! What I want, apparently, is no longer produced; elixer of turpin hydrate. “Fire in the hole!” Or at least down your throat. But the stuff worked. Took it so much as a kid, that I actually like the taste of it. One time (in the Army) I got a prescription for six bottles of it and the pharmacy goofed. It was elixer of T.H. with codine! Fortunatly, I worked int he hospital, and the pharmacy tech only had to go to the third floor to retrieve it and give me the non-narcotic. If I were into that type of thing, I could have made a few bucks. (BTW my kids hated that stuff as much as I did at their age, and now complain that they can’t find it either.)
listmom over 12 years ago
I like your recipe! (However, for some of us, mint extract can be hard on the tummy. Now maybe some fresh mint leaves steeped in the concoction would work!)
hk Premium Member about 2 years ago
Ah, yes, Vicks Formula 44, the black syrup.