MythTickle by Justin Thompson for December 03, 2009

  1. But eo
    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Spider, spider, I am bored, Spider, spider, Here’s my sword, Spider, spider, Cut your thread, Woe, Anasi, Now you’re dead.

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    (in his best Yosemite Sam voice:)

    Ah hates spiders…

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  2. Woody with beer
    WoodEye  almost 15 years ago

    Robin Hood is a better rhymer than the spider.

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  3. Thinker
    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    I think Anansi gave up on finishing in rhyming verse and settled for sheer threat.

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  4. Amnesia
    Simon_Jester  almost 15 years ago

    Well, what can I say to all this except….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8dSBWysmnM

    Look, he’s crawling up my wall Black and hairy, very small Now he’s up above my head Hanging by a little thread

    Boris the spider Boris the spider

    Now he’s dropped on to the floor Heading for the bedroom door Maybe he’s as scared as me Where’s he gone now, I can’t see

    Boris the spider Boris the spider

    Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

    There he is wrapped in a ball Doesn’t seem to move at all Perhaps he’s dead, I’ll just make sure Pick this book up off the floor

    Boris the spider Boris the spider

    Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

    He’s come to a sticky end Don’t think he will ever mend Never more will he crawl ‘round He’s embedded in the ground

    Boris the spider Boris the spider

    RIP John Entwhistle

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  5. Buckley simplybuckley 60x60
    buckleylover Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    It’s a well known fact that spiders are famous for two things:

    -Being brutally honest with their intentions to do harm -Being terribly poor sports when playing Yahtzee.

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  6. Hal 9000
    Kali  almost 15 years ago

    Spider Spider burning bright In the webbing on the tree, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

    With apologies to William Blake. :-)

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  7. Durak ukraine
    Durak Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    You know you’re a good archer when you can shoot a spider with an arrow.

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