Isn’t it remarkable how much penguins taste like yearling Bald Eagles? BTW, anyone who tells you baby harp seals taste like chicken has never eaten one….
Careful. Keep making speeches of that quality, and he’ll get drafted as the Republican presidential candidate. At least it didn’t piss off 1/3 of the electorate. (Assuming penguins won’t vote.)
“When I woke up in the morning, my head was covered in maple syrup and my pillow was gone. The penguin was still sleeping next to me and I didn’t want to disturb it before it gave me my hat back.”
margueritem over 12 years ago
Most oddly…
TheNihilist over 12 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the later Ronald Regan speeches…
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Waffle ears are better than cauliflower ears.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hey, Six is back from the island!…in less than six episodes! You better behave, lad. Don’t make ’em get out the big bubble gum bubble again…..
Varnes over 12 years ago
Isn’t it remarkable how much penguins taste like yearling Bald Eagles? BTW, anyone who tells you baby harp seals taste like chicken has never eaten one….
57-Don over 12 years ago
…and the trees were just the right height
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
Careful. Keep making speeches of that quality, and he’ll get drafted as the Republican presidential candidate. At least it didn’t piss off 1/3 of the electorate. (Assuming penguins won’t vote.)
Ida No over 12 years ago
“When I woke up in the morning, my head was covered in maple syrup and my pillow was gone. The penguin was still sleeping next to me and I didn’t want to disturb it before it gave me my hat back.”
V-Beast over 12 years ago
He’s waffling.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
IS, not WAS. (But if IS, you’d probably promise a ham in every docking bay…)
Bob. over 12 years ago
Glad Obama has never made a mistake, er, um, uh, wha.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
“must’ve been been the garlic i ate…” Sounds more like the beans to me!