So true. Nothing’s safe from electronics these days. Even when electronics won’t change or help the functionality, they MUST be designed into the products. Grrr. (Call me a fuddy duddy if you want.)
Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How’s it going? I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don’t want any toast, and he doesn’t want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How ’bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don’t like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
skeeterhawk over 12 years ago
So true. Nothing’s safe from electronics these days. Even when electronics won’t change or help the functionality, they MUST be designed into the products. Grrr. (Call me a fuddy duddy if you want.)
khcm1157 over 12 years ago
Talky Toaster from Red Dwarf was better.
steelersneo over 12 years ago
Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How’s it going? I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don’t want any toast, and he doesn’t want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How ’bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don’t like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you’re a waffle man.
GESWho over 12 years ago
At least it isn’t controlled by SkyNet (yet), otherwise it would have just stated:You’re TOAST!
Keith Messamer over 12 years ago
Frakkin’ toasters.