Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 28, 2012

What’s that fly doing in my soup? I think it’s the breaststroke.

Aw! Aussie beat me to it!

I don’t see any one of them doing the backstroke.

There once was a man from PeruWho found a large rat in his stew.Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,And wave it about,The rest will be wanting one, too!”

For those of the bilingual persuasion:A man orders soup in a French restaurant and notices a fly in it when it arrives. Eager to show off what little French vocabulary he had, he calls to the waiter, and pointing to the fly says “Le mouche!”. The waiter looks at it and corrects the man, “La mouche”. The man looks at the fly, then at the waiter and says, “You’ve got better eyes than I do…”

Yet another fly by nite operation – sign in garment factory cafeteria:Don’t get soup on our flys . . . . ☻

Waiter, waiter. There is a needle in my soup.I’m sorry sir, it’s a mispelling. That should be noodle.

Your fly is drown.

waiter, there’s soup in my pool

Would have been cuter if the pool looked like a soup bowl.

The far fly be doing the butterfly stroke! NO MR FLY YOU CANNOT DO BUTTERFLY BECAUSE YOU ARE A FLY!!! No! Bad mr fly.