F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 15, 2012

Wet hair is out.

to prestidigitate without fingers is probably a fluke

With anchovies!

Dolphino’s Pizza is his favorite…

How well does he think this is working?

I am completely lost. Why is the dolphin pulling a rabbit out of a hat?

Dolphins are considered to be intelligent.

That trick never works.

Hey Dolphin – Bullwinkle called – said to stop stealing his act.

So long, and thanks for all the pizza.. ?!?!? Nope. Just not the same.

While trying to think up a worthwhile pun ( if that means anything at all) I looked up the root of porpoise and found that it means, literally’ “hog fish” ( porcus pisces) This for some reason has saddened me so I will skip to Brewster Rockit!

Thanks, Have Mop. I just wasn’t looking at this the right way initially.