Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for March 13, 2012

I’m a dude who has six pairs: Nike, Converse (Green Lantern), Itasca, Bass&Co., Soft Stags and one where I cannot find its brand name (although I rarely wear the Converse, Itasca and the mystery brand).

The X world versus the Y world, and never shall the two ever meet.

Nonsense. I have 3 pair of shoes I wear most of the time, plus assorted others that I had to buy for various weddings. Not even sure they still fit.

She is a lightweight. 16 pairs…..pshaw! 120 pairs.

Why does she ask YOU? dim-dam-dummy..she does it to please you.Why wouldn’t she ask you?

You really don’t want ME or Charlie showing up helping her choose what shoes to wear…think about it. Besides, you’ve had so much fun taking her clothes OFF all these years, can’t believe here that her clothes don’t give you some Pavlovian charge…

My husband has three pair – all alike. Good ones, work shoes and you’re-not-going-to-the store-in-THOSE-are you.

3pair. The Vans, the Vans, and black Vans for weddings, funerals & such.

I have two pairs of running shoes and one pair of everyday shoes.

Nihilist: Men have an X, it is women who lack a Y.

New pair navy keds, pair of navy keds I wear, bad pair navy keds for messy work, work shoe boots for rain, black office shoes, black dress shoes (flats), shoes for 18th century reenacting, shoes for 19th century reenacting, and slip on keds to run out with the garbage.