Satchel: So you're here to tell Bucky's fortune, Astral Bob?
Bob: Yes, here's my card.
Satchel: To be honest, I think I'd rather have a bad fortune and a cookie than an accurate fortune and no cookie...
Ranger candy. Sorry guys…didn’t go into Rangers. Did my time in SF, was medic, and yes, there were ‘cookies’ and candies for the team. If I could carry it. I also held the pinochle money and football pool. Never got hurt, either.
Sad that Darby Conley sees the need to venture upon occasion into the territory of astrology. But, if nothing else, Satchel’s apparent disavowal of it speaks volumes.
tudzax2 over 12 years ago
Man, that’s a good line.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
ok Satch I enabled cookies just for you
zero over 12 years ago
You can have cookies here anytime Satchel
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Seer later!
Varnes over 12 years ago
Satchel, keepin’ it real…
Varnes over 12 years ago
And of course, to Satch, a cookie is a good fortune…
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
“…in bed.” Don’t forget that part, Satch!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Ranger candy. Sorry guys…didn’t go into Rangers. Did my time in SF, was medic, and yes, there were ‘cookies’ and candies for the team. If I could carry it. I also held the pinochle money and football pool. Never got hurt, either.
starthrower50 over 12 years ago
I agree with Satch on this one… at least you get SOMETHING out of it!
Elsboy over 12 years ago
Thanks Satch! I was looking for a new quote for the whiteboard in my office and you just provided it.
Kathe over 12 years ago
Me too Satch! Yum… cookies.
Nelly55 over 12 years ago
sage words to live by Satch
cubswin2016 over 12 years ago
C is for cookie! That’s good enough for me!
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Fortune cookies aren’t worth eating. Unless you’re a dog, I guess.
Piksea Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m with you, Satch!
Coinguy over 12 years ago
out of the mouth of dogs…usually not good things, but in this case, all gold
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Spoken like a true dog. Mind you my dog used to day “Arf!”
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Hold out for the cookie, because I think Bob is only half-astral.
pierreandnicole over 12 years ago
I enjoy this strip when they get visitors…otherwise it is boring.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
give me the cookie. you can have the little piece of paper.
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
Friends will cheeeeeeer you!You’re our heeeeeeroAs you go, go, go, Astral Bob!
nanatara over 12 years ago
I just laughed full on, Satch you are the best!
BlitzMcD over 12 years ago
Sad that Darby Conley sees the need to venture upon occasion into the territory of astrology. But, if nothing else, Satchel’s apparent disavowal of it speaks volumes.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Hire Walter Matthau
Jazz Cat over 12 years ago
I agree with you Satch, give me a cookie any day. Preferably one with chocolate.
rgcviper over 12 years ago
Aw, Satch … true words of wisdom.
And you’re really speaking my language tonight, too!
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
did Satchel say …. cookie? is it cookie time? :)
cmor13 over 12 years ago
“Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.” – real fortune I got once.
kaystari Premium Member over 12 years ago
me too, Sach, me too…
ebrooks over 3 years ago
Because 57% times zero is still zero! And they miscolored Bob, he’s supposed to be gray.