Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 27, 2012

Lower the percentage to 29% and you have the Australian Prime Minister known for her opposite views to George Washington and that cherry tree.

I take it that you mean Mitt Romney. I totally agree.

I’d vote for him, would know when he was lying.

But he was made from a tree that was just the right height.

And when he opens his mouth all that comes out are old chestnuts.

Mitt-wit Romney for sure.

I always suspected he was a Bircher. But maybe I should withhold judgment until I hear his stump speech.

I think he favors whale hunting.

I jest don’t trust the son of a beech, ya oughta hear his string theory . . . ☻(Ralph taking a day off?!?)

THAT"S an OBAMA dummy !!!!

Where’s the squirrel?

Looks like Ralph took the day off. Odd—there are lots of nuts coming out of the trees anytime Politics is happening.

WHERE IS MY LITTLE “BUD”?

I miss my little buddy!