Which nation: Dipsmackestan? Yes, I made up that country, but my stepmother once called me a dip-smack one year for wearing my fingerless bicycle gloves to the fair for no reason.
In my life I have learned that lying is a terrible vice. It can lead to other vices if it is left to grow, devouring all self respect. It is better to tell the truth, even if it leaves us in despair and hanging our heads in shame. We can always seek redemption and the shame will soon dissolve into peace of mind.
There was a poetic young manWhose limericks never would scanWhen told this was so,He said, “Yes I knowBut I always try to get absolutely as many words into the very last line that I possibly can.”
codycab over 12 years ago
I was excpecting that….ok I was lying.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
Bet you never lied before in your entire life.
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
Which nation: Dipsmackestan? Yes, I made up that country, but my stepmother once called me a dip-smack one year for wearing my fingerless bicycle gloves to the fair for no reason.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
If you were a human Garfield, your pants wouldalways be on fire.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Everything I’m telling you today is a lie, and that’s the truth…
King_Shark over 12 years ago
You must reject this statement I am making to you, because everything I say is a lie.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
In my life I have learned that lying is a terrible vice. It can lead to other vices if it is left to grow, devouring all self respect. It is better to tell the truth, even if it leaves us in despair and hanging our heads in shame. We can always seek redemption and the shame will soon dissolve into peace of mind.
bvallinino over 12 years ago
You are going to give Odie a big kiss—-LIE!!!
andrewm.bpi over 12 years ago
This sentence is a lie!
xanny28 over 12 years ago
The cake is a lie
ready.here over 12 years ago
I was expecting it, but it was still funny.
KEA over 12 years ago
So why don’t you run?
runar over 12 years ago
Actually, today is Limerick Day.
There was a poetic young manWhose limericks never would scanWhen told this was so,He said, “Yes I knowBut I always try to get absolutely as many words into the very last line that I possibly can.”
ProfessorKid over 12 years ago
I have a confession to make: I’m a complusive liar… Well, actually that’s not true.
runar over 12 years ago
This comment is false.
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
Funny enough, it’s actually National Peace Officers’ Day in the US… the fact that this would be for today is more than a bit ironic. ;-)
Number Three over 12 years ago
Good one!
I love the second panel.
LOL xxx
npd1969 over 12 years ago
The US lying, deadstream media does this everyday. That’s why they are called the Presstitute media.
germanvisitor over 12 years ago
Classy!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Sponsered by the Jon Lovitz fan club. Yeah, that’s the ticket, yeah.
Dark Pit over 12 years ago
At least it’s a step up from Nashanull-Keel-a-Zeeba-Day (That was a lie)
fmasroor over 12 years ago
How paradoxical.
Happy Eevee over 3 years ago
you’re a month and a little late