I measure the difficulty of any fix-it task by the amount of swear words I use. At least I have enough class that when someone asks me how well a job went for me, I only tell the amount of swear words required and don’t repeat the words I utilized. :)
Yes, it may release tension, etc to the speaker, but to the person they’re directed at, they’re increasing his tension, anxiety, blood pressure, etc. Not a Win-Win situation at all.
my wife’s thingamajig froze up on her car so i took a watchamacallet and ran it up the doohickey down the bagpipe over the jimmyjoke and did a kneegarrig, then i yelled $%#@^&$* at it, and now the %^$# car works……
doc white over 12 years ago
And louder.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Cosmo, try Wiz from Wizard of Id.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Yep seen fix-it shops like this before – after they fix it, it still doesn’t work right but they fixed it.
jofish10 over 12 years ago
I measure the difficulty of any fix-it task by the amount of swear words I use. At least I have enough class that when someone asks me how well a job went for me, I only tell the amount of swear words required and don’t repeat the words I utilized. :)
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
Most fix it guys get a bigger hammer.
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
Yes, it may release tension, etc to the speaker, but to the person they’re directed at, they’re increasing his tension, anxiety, blood pressure, etc. Not a Win-Win situation at all.
jimgamer over 12 years ago
I use duck tape and wd-40 !!!!!!!!
Rise22 over 12 years ago
Fwippin’ on the Plotz!!!
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
my wife’s thingamajig froze up on her car so i took a watchamacallet and ran it up the doohickey down the bagpipe over the jimmyjoke and did a kneegarrig, then i yelled $%#@^&$* at it, and now the %^$# car works……
dindio over 12 years ago
This is the reason I swear at the machinery I have to take care of, it helps :) :) !!
whitecarabao over 12 years ago
Always take your car or computer to a mechanic that can swear in the correct language.