Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 21, 2012

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    And louder.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    Cosmo, try Wiz from Wizard of Id.

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    Yep seen fix-it shops like this before – after they fix it, it still doesn’t work right but they fixed it.

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    jofish10  over 12 years ago

    I measure the difficulty of any fix-it task by the amount of swear words I use. At least I have enough class that when someone asks me how well a job went for me, I only tell the amount of swear words required and don’t repeat the words I utilized. :)

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    Most fix it guys get a bigger hammer.

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    Yes, it may release tension, etc to the speaker, but to the person they’re directed at, they’re increasing his tension, anxiety, blood pressure, etc. Not a Win-Win situation at all.

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    jimgamer  over 12 years ago

    I use duck tape and wd-40 !!!!!!!!

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    Rise22  over 12 years ago

    Fwippin’ on the Plotz!!!

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    REDROCKER51  over 12 years ago

    my wife’s thingamajig froze up on her car so i took a watchamacallet and ran it up the doohickey down the bagpipe over the jimmyjoke and did a kneegarrig, then i yelled $%#@^&$* at it, and now the %^$# car works……

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    dindio  over 12 years ago

    This is the reason I swear at the machinery I have to take care of, it helps :) :) !!

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    whitecarabao  over 12 years ago

    Always take your car or computer to a mechanic that can swear in the correct language.

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