Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 19, 2012

I knew I was somewhere else

All we need is a penguin: “You didn’t see anything…”

witless protection program.

Shouldn’t that be the U.S. Marshals Service?

There’s no “here” here.

A poem about the Witness Protection Program:

You lose your nameyou’re all aloneno more famejust because you picked someone’s bone.