Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 28, 2012

The suppository won’t get the truth out of him butit will surely get something else out of him.

I don’t think his client wants his lawyer to know him THAT well.

I think that means his client is a drug mule.

The search for truth should not require rubber gloves…

It worked on the lawyer and the Wiz didn’t even have to administer it himself!!

I think the idea is a load of c—p.

at least the lawyer himself is honest

But aren’t lawyers experts at shoving things up…….?

He just doesn’t want to debrief his client.

You’d think he would have lots of experience dealing with a-holes.

True story. Knew a doctor who prescribed a suppository for a patient. The patient came back a week later and told the doctor, “For all the good those pills did me, I could have shoved ’em up my a**..”

It’s all just supposition…

If they replaced lie detectors with suppositories more people would tell the truth without hesitation!

Gerbils…angry little Gerbils with nasty teeth..

Larson E. Pettyfogger looks like he’s losing weight.

Obama’s lawyer no doubt.

Whatever you do, don’t do it!