Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 31, 2012

Be careful what you wish for and be specific.

Well, they won’t need as much coffee.

Wiz did what you told him to.

And they never knew what hit ’em.

“Can’t you do anything right Wiz?”

At least he made their clothes smaller as well.

And the man serving coffee isn’t even fazed. Another day in the Kingdom of Id for him…

Wiz forgot that Blanche and he were in the line as well. Blanche could do with some smaller.

and no, that doesn’t make you look fat, blanche

Wiz, You should’ve made Blanche smaller and teach her about being patient. Then make me thinner in size and teavh me patience.

I didn’t know the Wizard was a teenager.

Perfect. She should have asked to make it disappear.

If I meant “invisible” I would have said it. They would vanish into thin are and not be there at all.

Love the subtle smirk on Wiz’s face when Blanche made her request. He knew exactly what he was going to do.

“……so maybe I should of said Albuquerque…!”

the coffee drinkers I know would be happy, being half as tall, wide and thick means the cup will seem to have 8 times the coffee. it’s like being a toddler again where the cookies were bigger than your hand