The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for July 28, 2012

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    i_am_the_jam  over 12 years ago

    Must have a car. Married applicants only.

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    susanwobb  over 12 years ago

    Maybe they’re demanding impossible skills so that they can claim “there’s no qualified US applicants, we need more H1-B visas”. Then they can hire indentured servants from overseas for a lot less money.

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    Mediatech  over 12 years ago

    You’d need to have a pony with a working knowledge of Javascript.

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    mysticturner  over 12 years ago

    I get ticked by the ads that specify the applicant must have more years of experience than the technology has existed.

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    Jnite  over 12 years ago

    Must be able to build a house by yourself. This includes the everything involved from foundation, framing, roofing, electrical installation, plumbing, carpet and flooring, and other other necessities that are required. The pay is minimum wage. That’s my attempt at making an example of why tech job ads like these are absurd.

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